When you absolutely have no idea how to run a business and have big bucks to spend, contact me. You know I mean you!
Armed with only my wand and spell books, I can surely transmogrify your unbelievable request into a solution in the blink of an eye. After all, if you had a reasonable request you would not have a need for me.
I love the line, Those of you who think you know everything are annoying to those of us that do. So you should know, I am not a know it all, but I know how to do what I do very well. You want to hire me if you have a mess. If you need me to work with difficult people, hire me as your CEO and I will start removing those people from the payroll and your business will become more profitable.
Failure to admit the outcome of a decision or action YOU made or insisted upon is the root cause of a problem is itself a root cause of a bigger problem.